For days now we have noticed potatoes missing from our store and so we put into effect our crack surveilance system to catch the culprit.
Then we got a look at the thief’s face.
The Potoato Thief is a Porcupine. A massive porcupine if your american or from the new world. New world porcupines and old world porcupines are different in several ways, one is size. the other differences I can’t remember off hand just now.